PRIDE:
1. I sometimes belittle other people in order to
feel a flashing moment of intellectual superiority. In truth, I am terrified. Of
everything.

2. I have worn foundation every single day since I turned
thirteen. I am almost twenty-four now. I can't stand for anyone to look at my
naked skin.

3. A week or so before we broke up, I finally made my
boyfriend cry. Stupid jerk, he had seen me cry so many times before. I was too
good for him and I'm happy to know I got to him too.

ENVY:
1. I measure my accomplishments by the
weaknesses and failures of others.

2. I always hang out with girls that
are less pretty than me or ugly because it makes me feel good about myself and
because I always get the attention, I hate hanging out with beautiful girls,
they steal my show.

SLOTH:
1. I watched the Home
Shopping Network for three hours today because I couldn't find the will to
change channels.

2. I am too lazy to even get up and make food, so I
starve.

GLUTTONY:
1. I drank twelve 16-oz bottles
of Coca-cola just to see if I could win a prize in the cap. I won nothing but
diarrhea.

2. Yesterday I ate whipcream, a box of chocolates, ice cream,
a milkshake, and a huge candy bar. This occurs often.

3. I'm never
hungry. I eat because I'm bored. I ate tons of chips and dip today.

GREED:
1. I stole from my daughter's piggy bank
just ti buy cigarette and I'm effin' guilty.

2. I have to get more than
you get. If that means that I sometimes have to be deceptive and even take from
you, that's ok.

3. I hate sharing. The very thought of spliting that
case of beer with you was too much for me to deal with, eventhough you did pay
for half. So I drank them all myself before you came over and blamed it on my
brother.

LUST:
1. I was lusting after my best
friend's, who is 24, little sister, who was 12, - who caught on to me liking
her... then managed to flirt with me until I f*cked her while her sis was in the
shower. Eventually we all did a threesome.

2. I want to f*ck my
boyfriend's best friend.

WRATH:
1. I accidentally
killed the bully in my kindergarten days and I'm kinda proud of it.

2. I
used to walk through the crowded halls of my highschool and day dream about
punching some random person as hard as I could in the face.

3. You're so
f*cking hard to deal with but I still love you.